August 2012
12 posts
2 tags
Aug 18th
136 notes
1 tag
Aug 11th
655 notes
1 tag
Aug 10th
8,443 notes
1 tag
Aug 10th
1,996 notes
god has a voice again.
Aug 10th
1 note
3 tags
Aug 8th
169 notes
Aug 8th
40 notes
and it's our 20th anniversary today.
the band I mean but that basically just means that me and Tom have been fucking for 20 years on and off as well. My balls are sore.
Aug 1st
soon I can fuck Tom like a horny school girl again.
Aug 1st
2 tags
Aug 1st
so many fanfics in mine and Tom’s tag and none of them gets it right.
Aug 1st
Aug 1st
57 notes
July 2012
86 posts
3 tags
Jul 28th
123 notes
I have no voice, I’m not allowed to speak but when I’m better me and Tom are packing up my old house so Skye can sell it.
Jul 28th
1 tag
we're so sappy that it hurts our dicks.
Mark Hoppus 2:22 am     my ass hurts  Tiny penis 2:22 am     need a massage?  Mark Hoppus 2:22 am     yes     come and massage it  Tiny penis 2:25 am     I can do that  Mark Hoppus 2:26 am     I wish you could     can I stop being sick.     as much as I want to fuck you, I miss just being near you  Tiny penis 2:27 am     I miss cuddling you     and being big spoon     and you bitching about...
Jul 28th
I need to unfollow and refollow everyone.
Jul 28th
1 tag
Jul 26th
1 note
2 tags
Jul 26th
2 notes
1 tag
yes I am alive but I have a divorce to final, a son to take care of and an alien and now I’m sick so, whatever fuckers! I DO WHAT I WANT.
Jul 26th
1 tag
Jul 26th
152 notes
1 tag
Jul 26th
23 notes
2 tags
Jul 26th
82 notes
1 tag
Jul 26th
32 notes
2 tags
Jul 26th
118 notes
1 tag
Jul 26th
276 notes
throat infection. I can’t even be near my alien. This sucks ballsacks, I told Tom not to shove his dick so hard down my throat.
Jul 26th
1 note
2 tags
Jul 20th
5 notes
1 tag
Jul 20th
394 notes
3 tags
Jul 16th
1 tag
Jul 16th
188 notes
1 tag
Jul 16th
180 notes
2 tags
Jul 16th
25 notes
2 tags
Jul 16th
320 notes
1 tag
Jul 12th
25 notes
1 tag
Jul 12th
73 notes
2 tags
Jul 12th
33 notes
1 tag
Jul 12th
243 notes
2 tags
Jul 12th
54 notes
1 tag
Jul 12th
100 notes
2 tags
Jul 10th
1 tag
Jul 8th
161 notes
1 tag
Jul 8th
167 notes
1 tag
Jul 8th
43 notes
2 tags
Jul 8th
48 notes
1 tag
Mark Hoppus 11: 35 pm
why DeShort penis?
Tiny penis 11: 35 pm
why are you not gonna Hoppus onto my penis?
Mark Hoppus 11: 36 pm
And this is why I love you, fuckface
Jul 7th
I don’t know my ass from my face, neither do I know if half the people that just followed me are in the same RPG as me. Fuck this is confusing shit. I’m going to jerk off Tom now.
Jul 7th
1 note
Jul 6th
Jul 6th
3 tags
Jul 6th
1 tag
Jul 6th
312 notes