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( I’m obviously not the real Mark so calm your ballsacks, please! This is a roleplay blog for asmokescreen. Don’t follow unless a part of it)</description><title>I require ham</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @talesfrombeneathtomsmom)</generator><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8y172L9yT1rcu8wqo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8y172L9yT1rcu8wqo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8y172L9yT1rcu8wqo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8y172L9yT1rcu8wqo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/29728329511</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/29728329511</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2012 03:58:13 +0200</pubDate><category>god.</category><category>firstalienexisting.</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mjnmWFbL1r2dngzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/29243106857</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/29243106857</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2012 06:24:37 +0200</pubDate><category>shitfaces</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d4rlMi5H1rbwnf7o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/29162176230</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/29162176230</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2012 03:21:42 +0200</pubDate><category>shitfaces</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8it0rFfC41rdu8v5o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/29162170215</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/29162170215</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2012 03:21:37 +0200</pubDate><category>god.</category></item><item><title>god has a voice again.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;god has a voice again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/29162148648</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/29162148648</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2012 03:21:17 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>
tomark
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9px7zcC1rb12bco1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9px7zcC1rb12bco2_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9px7zcC1rb12bco3_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9px7zcC1rb12bco4_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9px7zcC1rb12bco5_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9px7zcC1rb12bco6_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9px7zcC1rb12bco7_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9px7zcC1rb12bco8_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9px7zcC1rb12bco9_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;tomark&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28968852644</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28968852644</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 09:13:55 +0200</pubDate><category>sappy text about how much I love you.</category><category>god.</category><category>firstalienexisting.</category></item><item><title>182andbeyond:

EVIDENCE.TOMARK(IS) exists.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ejw3bVOL1rbg4p3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://182andbeyond.tumblr.com/post/28928680064/evidence-tomark-is-exists" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;182andbeyond&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;EVIDENCE.&lt;br/&gt;TOMARK(IS) exists.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28968840130</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28968840130</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 09:13:33 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>and it's our 20th anniversary today.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;the band I mean but that basically just means that me and Tom have been fucking for 20 years on and off as well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My balls are sore.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28516470040</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28516470040</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 01:40:29 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>soon I can fuck Tom like a horny school girl again.
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;soon I can fuck Tom like a horny school girl again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m83ob5z9a51rrvb6y.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28516304877</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28516304877</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 01:38:07 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m83oa0u2eY1ryfbx0o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m83oa0u2eY1ryfbx0o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28516263996</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28516263996</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 01:37:12 +0200</pubDate><category>god.</category><category>firstalienexisting.</category></item><item><title>so many fanfics in mine and Tom&amp;#8217;s tag and none of them gets it right.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;so many fanfics in mine and Tom&amp;#8217;s tag and none of them gets it right.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28513342852</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28513342852</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:54:30 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m833l1k5db1rbt06to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28513317761</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28513317761</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:54:07 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uonowAks1rbt06to1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uonowAks1rbt06to2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uonowAks1rbt06to3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uonowAks1rbt06to4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uonowAks1rbt06to5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7uonowAks1rbt06to6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28229804463</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28229804463</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 02:31:44 +0200</pubDate><category>best friend and lover</category><category>god.</category><category>firstalienexisting.</category></item><item><title>I have no voice, I&amp;#8217;m not allowed to speak but when I&amp;#8217;m better me and Tom are packing up...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have no voice, I&amp;#8217;m not allowed to speak but when I&amp;#8217;m better me and Tom are packing up my old house so Skye can sell it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28229770620</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28229770620</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 02:31:08 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>we're so sappy that it hurts our dicks.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="color_font-header_local font_family-screenname_local font_size-screenname_local font_weight-screenname_local layout-screenname_local" id="1866"&gt;Mark Hoppus&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="color_font-timestamp_local font_family-timestamp_local font_size-timestamp_local font_weight-timestamp_local layout-timestamp_local" id="1867"&gt;2:22 am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;    my ass hurts&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class="layout-border_fakePadding"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="layout-border_fakePadding"&gt; &lt;span class="color_font-header_remote_0 font_family-screenname_remote font_size-screenname_remote font_weight-screenname_remote layout-screenname_remote" id="1869"&gt;Tiny penis&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="color_font-timestamp_remote font_family-timestamp_remote font_size-timestamp_remote layout-timestamp_remote" id="1870"&gt;2:22 am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;    need a massage?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="layout-border_fakePadding"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="layout-border_fakePadding"&gt; &lt;span class="color_font-header_local font_family-screenname_local font_size-screenname_local font_weight-screenname_local layout-screenname_local" id="1872"&gt;Mark Hoppus&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="color_font-timestamp_local font_family-timestamp_local font_size-timestamp_local font_weight-timestamp_local layout-timestamp_local" id="1873"&gt;2:22 am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;    yes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;    come and massage it&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="layout-border_fakePadding"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="layout-border_fakePadding"&gt; &lt;span class="color_font-header_remote_0 font_family-screenname_remote font_size-screenname_remote font_weight-screenname_remote layout-screenname_remote" id="1876"&gt;Tiny penis&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="color_font-timestamp_remote font_family-timestamp_remote font_size-timestamp_remote layout-timestamp_remote" id="1877"&gt;2:25 am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;    I can do that&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="layout-border_fakePadding"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="layout-border_fakePadding"&gt; &lt;span class="color_font-header_local font_family-screenname_local font_size-screenname_local font_weight-screenname_local layout-screenname_local" id="1879"&gt;Mark Hoppus&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="color_font-timestamp_local font_family-timestamp_local font_size-timestamp_local font_weight-timestamp_local layout-timestamp_local" id="1880"&gt;2:26 am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;    I wish you could&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;    can I stop being sick. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;    as much as I want to fuck you, I miss just being near you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="layout-border_fakePadding"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="layout-border_fakePadding"&gt; &lt;span class="color_font-header_remote_0 font_family-screenname_remote font_size-screenname_remote font_weight-screenname_remote layout-screenname_remote" id="1884"&gt;Tiny penis&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="color_font-timestamp_remote font_family-timestamp_remote font_size-timestamp_remote layout-timestamp_remote" id="1885"&gt;2:27 am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;    I miss cuddling you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;    and being big spoon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;    and you bitching about wanting to be big spoon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28229599367</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28229599367</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 02:28:11 +0200</pubDate><category>firstalienexisting.</category></item><item><title>I need to unfollow and refollow everyone.</title><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28229203958</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28229203958</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 02:21:11 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>talesfrombeneathmarksmom:

look at this bitch.

#i forgot my tag...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76crhzm8u1ru6ngio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://talesfrombeneathmarksmom.tumblr.com/post/27222978860/look-at-this-bitch"&gt;talesfrombeneathmarksmom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;look at this bitch.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;#&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://talesfrombeneathmarksmom.tumblr.com/tagged/i-forgot-my-tag-for-mark"&gt;i forgot my tag for mark&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it was something with me being an old creeper, you gorgeous penisface.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28087601613</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28087601613</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:45:04 +0200</pubDate><category>god.</category></item><item><title>talesfrombeneathmarksmom:

Mark wanted to take cutesy couple...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jam1WZPL1ru6ngio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://talesfrombeneathmarksmom.tumblr.com/post/27725088224/mark-wanted-to-take-cutesy-couple-photos-heres-a"&gt;talesfrombeneathmarksmom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Mark wanted to take cutesy couple photos, here’s a cutesy couple photo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28087556751</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28087556751</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:44:22 +0200</pubDate><category>firstalienexisting.</category><category>god.</category></item><item><title>yes I am alive but I have a divorce to final, a son to take care of and an alien and now I&amp;#8217;m...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;yes I am alive but I have a divorce to final, a son to take care of and an alien and now I&amp;#8217;m sick so, whatever fuckers! I DO WHAT I WANT.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28087457012</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28087457012</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:42:48 +0200</pubDate><category>night</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7shxteMEr1qmy9xbo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28087355224</link><guid>http://talesfrombeneathtomsmom.tumblr.com/post/28087355224</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2012 01:41:13 +0200</pubDate><category>shitfaces</category></item></channel></rss>
